"Dunham-Man and his 'sidestick' José Jalapeño" | Controlled Chaos | JEFF DUNHAM
- Wait, the Batman thing justmade me think of something.
- What?
- If this comedy businessdoesn't work out for you
- You can be a crime fighter.
- A crime fighter?- Yes.
You could be Dunham Man.
(audience laughs)
With José, your trusty side-stick (laughs)
(audience laughs)
- I see.
So you're saying I would be a superhero?
- Ish.
- Ish. Is this like Jewish?
- No, José, you're not Jewish,
because then you wouldn'tbe José Jalapeño,
you'd be Chaim Jalapeño
on a bagel.
Where would you hold him then?
- In the hole.
(audience laughs)
- I am not touching that.
- No, you probably never have.
(audience cheers)
- Okay.- This sucks.
- So we're a crime-fighting team, señor?
- Yes.
- What kind of crime do we fight?
- Illegal aliens.
- I think there's a conflict of interest.
- Look, so you find the illegals,
wack them on the head with José,
and every time José hitssomeone, he yells...
- Olé.
- Yes! Pretty cool, huh?
- I guess so.
But do I get a costume?
What?
- Anything from those earlier photos.
(audience cheers and applauses)
- I'd go with the red shorts, señor.
(audience laughs)
- Yeah, then you'd beugly (beep) cracker man.
- Okay, look, for thiscrime-fighting thing,
how's José gonna dress?
- Oh, he needs a disguise.
- Is still the good to hide a big stick.
- I'm not saying anything.
- Of course not, you're still holding it.
- José, I don't know howyou put up with this.
- I have nowhere else to go, señor.
- What?- He was evicted.
- What?- Evicted.
- Really.- Yep.
- Si.
- You were evicted? - Si.
Why didn't you come to my house?
(Peanut smirks)
- Ask Peanut.
- Why didn't he come to my house?
- We told him you lovedeating Mexican food.
(audience laughs)
- I was afraid for my life.
- So where'd you take him?
- Taco Bell.
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